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My Goodness - Part 3

Loud music blaring from the neighbor next door fucked-up my mood in the wee hours of that Monday morning. Infuriated, I vaulted out of bed, my vexation multiplied every second by the urge to relieve my bowels. Twice the keys slipped off my fingers in a desperate attempt to unlock the door. As I did, my whole being was accosted by a throbbing deep pulsing bass of un-music. Discomfited, my full bowel leaked slightly, threatening to erupt altogether. All the while my head was reeling with nostalgic confusion of an unusual yesterday, and then I saw him there, and froze. Everything froze. The music. The pressure on my bowels. The pain in my head. Everything was suspended in a photographic frame except for him. His presence was the only thing palpable and his seething eyes stunned me perilously like a deer in the headlights.

The interloper looked me straight in the eye. Right into the black dot in the center of the iris of my eye as it expanded in tandem with my terror and racing heart, he peered deep and beyond the reaches of my own awareness. Sleep gone; I steeled myself and held his gaze. He smiled. A smile that revealed yellowish teeth with fragments of green. It was not the time to ponder his nightly diet. It was time to get rid of him. Fast.

He did not say hello. He did not shake my hand when I extended mine. He did not even seem to notice that the noise of the music next door suddenly came back up in a startling intensity.

“Is she here?” He asked.

“No! She went away last night. Late last night.”

He had a tetra pak milk carton of KCC gold crown in his hand. And a straw. He looked down as though to disguise impatience and then tightened his grip menacingly, collapsing the carton into itself. A river of white gushed out of the roof of the carton, a stark contrast to a clenched black fist. Then without a word, he walked away. As though he was gone to regroup, and attack with the surety of a kill.

I went back into my room, trembling. I thought to myself, what a big mess I had gotten myself into. It was already three am and Nora, who was supposed to be present for the play on the other side of town by eight, was nowhere to be seen. And  so I resigned myself to the fact that she was not going to be throwing in a disturbance into the flow of my day again. Yet, at the back of my mind, I still longed to see her.

Sitting back in my bed, I took my water bottle and gulped on it like a nomad. Then I walked out the room, passing my insensitively noisy neighbor’s door on the way to the washroom at the end of the corridor that the entire block shared. I staggered in, and in a swift single motion, lifted my nightie while pulling my panties below my knees as I squatted down to dump the dissidents interned in my belly into the pit latrine.

No sooner had I returned to my room than my door slowly swung open. She was there, dress changed, no odor of fragrance as you'd expect a woman of her beauty, but her calm in place.

“Your friend just left.” I said, “He was looking for you!”

“Yeah. I know. I just met him downstairs.”

“He was supposed to pick you up last night?”

She laughed, “He's not my friend. Fuck I don't even know the dude.”

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My Goodness Part 2

My imagination of a leopard has nothing to do with this story. However, as I see it, if defeated and lazily walking down the grassy 'streets' of the Masai Mara, a starved leopard, (I don't think Africa prides in Tigers, as it definitely would be a better example) say, walked right into a fattened antelope that has just broken its leg hoping around places with tiny holes, it would not stop to pity it before it starts to dine. I can bet upon a thousand gold coins I don't own that it won't stop! The image remains steady.
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My Goodness Part1

I am now of the opinion that all extra-ordinary days start out like any other. So was February the Eleventh. Nothing about it was different from any other of my mornings. Of course, except for a text message I had received a little after one in the morning, and pissed off by the indecency of its timing, and a sweet dream unceremoniously cut, I deferred its reading till long after I had had breakfast. It wasn’t so bad, for it gave meaning to an otherwise ‘plotless’ day. Someone wanted me to meet them in town. This meeting was to be either at ten or one, an open choice to my own convenience. It now was a few past ten, and I am of the discipline of timekeeping.

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I am now my hair!

Reality TV is pretty big lately, even though technically, there's no such thing. Even when we get live feeds of whichever million-dollar-house participants are shackled in, we can only see one camera at a time. Out of over 50 cameras, we see what the Producers want us to see, what the producers deem exciting or TV-worthy. But that hasn't stopped people from showing the 'reality' of everything from cooking to making clothes out of seaweed.

Makeovers pull crowds as well. Everyone likes the idea of being instantly glamorous, and I know I wouldn't refuse if I was offered one, even if I know that 60% of the glamour comes from lighting.

I have always heard it said that people look prettier in candlelight. I didn't pay much attention until I used the ladies room at Java ABC Place. It has this dim romantic lighting, and as I looked in the bathroom mirror, I swear I looked more attractive than I had five minutes before.

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